Right now he's probably slow dancin' with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showin' her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singin' some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbin'on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom colone...
Oh and he don't know ohhh...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Nooo... not on me...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
ohh... before he cheats... ooooohhhhh....
